ROTC: Behind The Scenes
"The only reason why Brian Nguyen don't want to get rid of ROTC is because it means taking away all of his social life!" once said a person with lots of logic.
"Of course we will all shave our heads bald and join the army when we grow up." These are the words of the average ROTC loserf*ck. So what do you learn in the "all-so-great" ROTC? "We learn how to catch fish with a net in the ocean. It’s like we are just going to jump in a grab one," said Sophomore (Protected Identity), a member of ROTC. Wow, Jesus Christ! You mean catch real fish!? With a real NET!? What are they going to learn next!? How to take a sh*t in each other’s mouth for no f*cking reason?  Why would we need such skills in our daily lives when we do have electricity right!? How about toilets so we don’t have to sh*t in each other mouths? We do have Safeways and Giants where we can buy our daily groceries right? Why the f*ck do we need ROTC? Does our school have too much money that we’re giving it to a "wash-up-has-been" soldier who fought a losing war?
Is it wrong to say that ROTC is a pathetic excuse for a class and everything wrong with our beloved school? No, it is not, and I should say that it’s everything wrong about the world. It should be seriously considered to be banned from our schools because it fills our average students full of hot air. These "suit-up" kids actually think that they are better than us yet truly they are at the bottom of the high school "food chain."Sure they have their flashy uniforms and loud mouth cadet, it is how they abuse their "powers" that sh*ts on the face of mankind.
 The "students" of ROTC have many different definitions, but here is my definition. ROTC (noun.) a cult of gay faggots with a baldf*ck as their leaders usually wearing fancy suits with high waters while they march down the hallways as average normal students call them "gay" and "faggots" Using their hypocritical ways they scream and shout preferring to conceal themselves from the light of day. They only come on sometimes to perform weird ritual with fake guns that they jam up their ass all the time. "I don’t want to go to the ROTC room for lunch any more since they MAKE me so now they think I have a girlfriend just because I don’t want to eat lunch with a bunch of LOSERS," said Sophomore who is too ashamed of ROTC to tell his name.
You see ROTC people have no life whatsoever. Well most of them don’t have a life and they want the people who have somewhat a life to not have one also.  That’s just messed up. Just because you are a no-life loser doesn’t mean that the next guy have to be just like you, an average Brian Nguyen. "Faggot" described by sophomore Matthew Baldus who was recently slap on the head by Brian Nguyen for picking up his ROTC hat for him that fell on the floor."Brian Nguyen seen to be always PMSing since he gets piss off by the smallest things like recycling. He loves to recycle and he does it by sucking his own dick for glue," said (Protected Identity), a member of the ROTC. "Brian Nguyen jacked off to hot girls in the corner at the homecoming dance last year," said (Protect Identity), another member of ROTC. "Brian Nguyen can’t joan for sh*t, He told me to ‘Go back to China,’" said sophomore (Protected Identity). Wow, that is something an extremely racist elementary school student would say. Hey it’s okay. Brian Nguyen is a stupid Viet and stupid Viets can’t talk.
 "Hi, my name is Brian Nguyen and I’m so popular that I know everyone in school and they say ‘Hi’ to me in the hallway as they suck my needle dick because they like me so much. Who am I kidding? I have no friends. I only join ROTC so I have extra cloths to wear and I join football because I have something to wear on Fridays. I have no life. I'm only racist because the Chinese killed my grandfather," said Brian Nguyen, THE no-life loser who wearing sweat pants with high waters. You see he admits to all my claims. I actually feel sorry for this kid, but my point is that ROTC is gay and not worth taking. Getting rid of it is the solution to all problems.
P.S. Phillip Plew A.K.A Drake Plew A.K.A DOM Plew is a f*ck and have a foot fetish. He also jacks off to Anime porn which is sick.
People Who Supports The Anti ROTC Movement:
- (The Author of the Article)
- John Carr
- Conner McFadden
- Shail Thakker
- Justin Chang
- Tyler (Charles) Ulsch
- Benjamin Mason
- Matthew Baldus
- Gurjot Chadda
- Daniel Hanlon
- Sam Petska
- Kyle MacNamara
- Ryan Thomas
- Montu Jani
- Chima Nwanna
- David Nguyen
- Johnny Xayamath
- Wai Chan - Supereme Being of Society (Much like Chuck Norris)
- Joseph Tylka
- *Protected Idenity* Sophomore
- Elliot Hung
- Juan Valdez
- Bach Nguyen
- Amol Pandit
- Kelly Hauprich
- Brian Carroll
- Linh Pham
- Sam (Jeshurun) Johnson
- Armani Jones
- Sidharta Mohapatra
- Annie Wright
- Katie Kaiser
- Julian Spriggs
- Navarone Frank
- Alexander Kim
Disclaimers: The First Amendment allows us to protest and gather peacefully, and it also allow us to have freedom of speech. This is a perfect example for we pose no threat whatsoever. Read for yourself.
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
"Anyone of you recognize this sexy piece of art... because this fine piece of art is me... the author..."
ROTC's Truth Profiles:
"Is it me or it is just that ROTC people talk out of their assholes," once said a person with alot of logic. Let's take a look at my "favorite" ROTC member, Phillip Plew! Oh I bet you girls are now like "Oh my God, that is such a hot name!" Sorry to disappoint you, but none of the ROTC is a bit attractive in any way or form. Ah, Phillip Plew also known as DOM also known as Drake Plew. Well let's hear his explanation for all of his names. "Drake is a cool dragon name!" Look, he said it himself! So what about "DOM?" "DOM" is what I put in as my name for all my Pokemon games! Wow, Drake! You are a fuck! I know you are like "Hey, Phillip Plew isn't so bad! He's just a little weird" Yeah... If you are thinking of that right now then you are also a FUCK. Drake Plew is not NORMAL in anyway or form.
Long ago, God created Adam and Eve... God call them human... but then Adam ate some of God's forbidden apple... and out came Drake Plew in diaherra form... covered in diaherra, the first thing he could see is shit... then it's was Adam's feet. "Motherfucking Christ! Those things are beautiful!" he shouted... Okay FUCK the story! Let's get straight tot he point. Drake Plew has a foot fetish... Drake Plew makes out with his COUSIN... WHAT THE FUCK? You want proof? Look at his xanga? He has a picture of someone's foot in the background... That's enough to put him in a crazy house... No wonder ROTC is gay... because people like Drake Plew FUCKS everyone in the ass... It is like a welcoming gift...
Extras: The Author's Secrets:
| 
